Somebody call 999! (disclaimer: don't really)

Laptop - Time of death 21:20

At 20:30 my laptop suffered an attack of the blue screen of death.

This, normally minor ailment, became serious when during resuscitation "No Operating System [was] Found"

At 20:49 a successful resuscitation attempt allowed me to clone the laptop's mind (aka backed-up most of my data)

Several more arrests occurred and I can unfortunately now announce that my Hard Drive has died.

RIP.

I'm actually quite looking forward to spending 3 months without technology now. Stupid, useless, fucking piece of annoying of annoyingness!